In the beginning, there was weed. And it was good.
This is the saga of Stoner Jesus. On this blog will flow the ultimate of Stoner experiences, The Stoner Bible. Learn it, Live it, Love it...or something like that.
My mom, the Virgin Mary, smoked a shitload of weed while she was pregnant with me. It was immaculate. I chilled in her smoked-filled sac for a while (I don't know how long, stoners aren't good with time), then she popped me out. After that, it wasn't as easy to score weed.
Moms still had the hookup, and Joseph was smokin' mad dank, but no one ever thought to hook a brother up. My real Dad, God, got me on the weekends, but he was too busy to spend time with me. Something about running the world. I just think he was watching porn or something.
So early on I had to fend for myself, and score my Mary Jane on the black market.
Stay tuned for more, coming soon...
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ReplyDeletei hope you have fun in your eternal resting place
ReplyDeletei am mad at the law they crucified my Jesus , they are no better .
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