Sermons From The Bong #2: Of Course Jesus Smoked Weed

Cannabis and the Christ: Jesus used Marijuana

I get assholes all the time who say we shouldn't "make fun" of Jesus by comparing him to a stoner.

First of all, fuck you assholes. Now that's out of the way, go read the link above.

Jesus isn't your mascot. You can't just decide that you don't like weed, so Jesus didn't like it either. Jesus can do what he wants, and if he wants to puff some ganja, get off his back. Don't judge Jesus.

Jesus has more important shit to do than worry about what you think. He died for your sins, so if he wants to smoke a joint to relieve stress, or even bang some hoes, it's not your problem. Live your own life, let Jesus live his.